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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Sand storm in IRAQ. (Looks like Mummy 3)



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Amazing Trick

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TintuMon - Have a Smiling Week ahead :-)


Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated


Tintumon: Dosa

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?


Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for "Change", Is your father a Beggar ??

A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"


tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintumon: "same 2 you"

Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night


Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
.
.
Tintumon: so.. you came after I slept..?




Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?




To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..



Teacher : What is "Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is 'Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : "Filomina" 




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Monday, March 29, 2010

BE CAREFUL NOT TO END UP LIKE THIS


Software Engineers never die… They just go Offline ….
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Friday, March 26, 2010

Stars of IPL 2010

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What is Love? ....))))))))))))))))))))))))))


What is Love???*

A group of 4 to 8 year-old Children were asked, "What does love mean?" The
answers they gave were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.


--"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
everyday" (Tina - age 7)


--"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else
kissing me to sleep at night." (Clare - Age 5)


--"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You
know that your name is safe in their mouth." (Billy - age 4)


--"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint
her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time,
even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." (Rebecca - age 8 )


--"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French
fries without making them give you any of theirs." (Chrissy - age 6 )


--"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." (Terri - age 4 )



--"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." (Danny - age 7)

--"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
friends even after they know each other so well." (Tommy - age 6 )

--"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all
the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the
only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore. That's love" (Cindy -age 8)



--"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken." (Elaine -
age 5)


--"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone
all day." (Mary Ann - age 4 )


Love............
 
  is not only made for lovers.......  its also for friends
who luv each other sometimes better than  
 lover    .   
 


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Fun Cinemas: Buy 2 Get 1 Free on Movie tickets

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Thursday, March 25, 2010

How to Get Blood in Emergency !!


pls forward to your friends in India so that in emergency they know how to get blood in India.


How to Get Blood in Emergency!!!

 Above table indicates suitability of BLOOD – donor v/s recipient.

Now it has become easier to get the blood we need.

All you have to do is just type "BLOOD and send SMS to 96000 97000" (in India )

EX: "BLOOD B+"

A BLOOD DONOR WILL CALL YOU within minutes!!
pass this message to all. It certainly would save many lives.

It's a Must to Know & Share. Please do it now....

Forward this to all your friends whom you care ....as the minute you spare to share this information can save somebody's life with rare Blood Group

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Fwd: Introducing new flights to Jammu & Srinagar



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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Marrying software engineer!!!

A Story about Onsite...!



One fine day, Vivek's PL Bhatia asks him whether he has any time for

a small





meeting. Vivek obviously has time and so the two go to a conference





room. Bhatia then clears his throat and says "Vivek, there is an

on-site





requirement. It is in Covina , Los Angeles . It is for six months. I

can





suggest your name. Do you have any problems?"





Vivek cannot believe his ears. Of course why should any one have

problems





going to the Sam land. "Of course no Bhatia.. I have no





problems." he says.





Bhatia looks at him very kindly and says "You better draw up your

personal





plans with your wife and let me know in a day or two" That's when

Vivek





remembers that he has a wife. Then it strikes him that there is a

himalayan





problem in front of him. Shobana is working in Wipro. She is in





the middle of a project in which she is a moduleleader. She cannot

leave it





all and come to Covinawith Vivek. On the otherhand it will be cruel

on





Vivek's part to leave her here and go to Covinafor more than half a

year. Moreover,





they have just been married. Vivek can stay back. But one day he has

to go..





He cannot stay back in India indefinitely. Project requirements are

too





demanding. Shobana can resign Wipro and accompany Vivek. But what is

the





guarantee that she would find such a nice job in such a nice

company after they come





back from Covina ? So Shobana and Vivek discuss this issue. They

reluctantly agree to get separated for six months.











Vivek hugs Shobana in the airport and says "I will be BACK" in a

typical





Arnold    Scharzegger tone and then boards Delta Airways leaving

Shobana in





tears. In Covina Vivek gets lots of work and his stay gets extended

by  two





more months. The days and months move very slowly. Vivek starts

counting





even minutes.











During this period, Shobana's PL Ashish Mehta calls her one day and

asks





her whether she has any time for a small meeting. Shobana wonders

what





that meeting is.. They go to the conference room and Mehta tells her





about a great on-site requirement in Berlin , Germanyfor their

customer.





"It is for six months and you are most suited person for this. I am





going to suggest your name. Do you have any problems?" Mehta asks

her.





Shobana gets excited.. Berlin ! She has never been out of India . So

she





instantly nods her head. Mehta then smiles and says "Okay discuss

with





your hubby and let me know in a day or two"





That's when Shobana gets the gravity of the situation. It will be two







months before Vivek can come home..... By the time Shobana will have

left to





Berlinfor six months. Shobana cannot decline this as this is an





important assignment. That night Vivek spends hundred dollars on





telephone to discuss this matter with Shobana. Finally they decide to

go





ahead. Shobana breaks down in the phone and Vivek breaks down

thinking





about his phone bill. And then Shobana leaves to Berlin .





One month after that,Vivek comes back to India . Then Shobana calls

him





almost everyday and they discuss about all petty things on the phone.







Shobana applies for a loan to clear her telephone bills. Vivek gets

into





a new project which is not yet started. His PL Prateek Ray calls him

one





day and says that he has to go to ToledoOhiofor the requirement

analysis





of that project. Vivek frantically says no. Shobana is arriving next

month. He doesn't





want to miss her. But Ray assures him that the work is only for one

month and





that he would be back before Shobana comes to India . Thus Vivek

flies to





ToledoOhioand gets into the requirement analysis of the new project.





That's when he comes to know how difficult it is to retrieve

information





from the users. You can design a system the user wants only when the





user knows what he wants. Vivek gets baffled by the questions his

users





put..





"Do you think I need those fields "GMG_TYPE_HJHJ_TW" and





"Auto_level_ind"?What are they by the way?" The requirements analysis







stage continues for three full months at this pace. Shobana comes to

Indiaone





month after that. And she tells her PL that she doesn't want anymore





on-site assignments. "I understand" says Mehta and she desperately

waits for Vivek to come back to India . It has already been two

months over a year





since they last met. Vivek then gets the role of an on-site

co-ordinator





for this customer. He calls Shobana that night and they really don't





know what to do. Shobana offers to resign her job and join him in

Toledo . But





she is getting 21 grand per month in Indiaand Vivek doesn't want to

lose





that. "Two more months Shobana and I promise I will be back" Shobana





retorts back, "There is no solution for this problem." Vivek gets





surprised. "What are you talking about?" he asks her. Shobana fights

back her tears. "As long as I am in Wipro I will be getting a lot of

on-site opportunities. Even if I





decline all of them, what about you? You also work for a software





company and there you need to go abroad almost once every quarter.











I cannot accompany you as you don't want me to resign my job here.

Does





that mean we have to stay like this forever? Vivek! I love you and I





don't know how I spent fifteen months without even seeing you once. I







may not recognize you also if you come in front of me now... Tell me

Vivek,





is there a solution for this problem?" Vivek doesn't speak anything

for a





moment. He then realizes the truth in her sentences. It is a

neverending





problem.





But what about the 20 grand she is getting per month?





"Vivek, is money everything? Can't we comfortably live with what you

are





getting? Please Vivek, try to understand the situation" Shobana

breaks





down. Vivek is still undecided. He married a software engineer with a







hope that with two incomes he would have a good deal of money to plan

their





future."Let us face the reality, Vivek" Shobana says, "How much are

you





paying for the phone calls now? More than 20 grand per month.





If I am with you there will your phone bill be so astronomical? Just





tell me one thing. Won't you be happy having me there with you?"

Shobana





slowly turns hysterical. Vivek gets into the crux of the situation.

It is true.





He has been spending around 600 to 700 dollars per month on

Indiacalls...





that is far more than what Shobana is getting then. He thinks and





thinks..for two days he does nothing else but thinking. Finally he

decides that





he should have Shobana with him all the time from then onwards at any

cost.





Shobana gladly prepares the resignation letter and submits it. Her PL







smiles and says "You've made the right decision Shobana..





congratulations  for the bold step. I understand your problems.

Anyway! you have a three





months notice period here, right? We have a one month assignment in





Singapore ....."





MORAL : No software professional should marry another software

professional.... unless one of them is ready to resign.


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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Zarine Khan.. Veer Movie Actress!




Zarine Khan.. Veer Movie Actress!...
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