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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Aaj se bas mere ghar pe CNBC chalega

She(SONIA -- CNNBC) is new anchor in famous TV channel


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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Sachin's APPRIASAL RATING ==>> Read you might have gone through same...***NO OFFENSE*** .. CONCERNED - PLZ DONT TAKE HEARTLY ....

Folks,
The appraisals are at door steps……be ready for the comments like below from your beloved managers…..  JJJJ

200 Runs/ 147Balls/ 25X4 / 3X6


Agree you have done GREAT BUT BUT BUT BUT


25 x 4s = 100
3 x 6s   =  18

IT implies that you have done 118 Runs in 28 Balls.

And 12 x 2s = 24
       58 x 1s = 58

IT means you have done all 200 Runs in only 98 balls

So you have wasted 147-98 = 49 balls

Considering only 1 run scored on each of these balls you could have earned 49 valuable RUNS FOR OUR TEAM

MANAGER’S COMMENT: So you only met the expectations and NOT EXCEEDING (though anyone of our team could not do it) and your Grade is  MEDIUM 
                                      
Trainings for him: Learn from how to STEAL singles. ( you better know what I mean stealing single )

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Watch only when time permits!!!! Amzing video...

Amazing Video Clip ... but first read the following...


This video shows the winner of "Ukraine’s Got Talent",  Kseniya Simonova, 24,  drawing a series of pictures on an illuminated sand table showing how ordinary people were affected by the German invasion during World War II.  Her talent, which admittedly is a strange one, is mesmeric to watch.

The images, projected onto a large screen, moved many in the audience to tears and she won the top prize of about $130,000.00


She begins by creating a scene showing a couple sitting holding hands on a bench under a starry sky, but then warplanes appear and the happy scene is obliterated.


It is replaced by a woman’s face crying, but then a baby arrives and the woman smiles again. Once again war returns and Miss Simonova throws the sand into chaos from which a young woman’s face appears.


She quickly becomes an old widow, her face wrinkled and sad, before the image turns into a monument to an Unknown Soldier.


This outdoor scene becomes framed by a window as if the viewer is looking out on the monument from within a house.


In the final scene, a mother and child appear inside and a man standing outside, with his hands pressed against the glass, saying goodbye.


The Great Patriotic War, as it is called in Ukraine, resulted in one in four of the population being killed with eight to 11 million deaths out of a population of 42 million.



Kseniya Simonova says:
"I find it difficult enough to create art using paper and pencils or paintbrushes, but using sand and fingers is beyond me. The art, especially when the war is used as the subject matter, even brings some audience members to tears. And there’s surely no bigger compliment."



Please take time out to see this amazing piece of art.


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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Perfect Boss


This is the story of "The Perfect Boss"

There were about 70 scientists working on a very hectic project. All of them were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone were loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job.

One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him - Sir, I have promised to my children that I will take them to the exhibition going on in our township. So I want to leave the office at 5:30 pm. His boss replied "OK, You're permitted to leave the office early today".

The Scientist started working. He continued his work after lunch. As usual he got involved to such an extent that he looked at his watch when he felt he was close to completion. The time was 8.30 PM. Suddenly he remembered of the promise he had given to his children.

He looked for his boss, he was not there. Having told him in the morning itself, he closed everything and left for home. Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having disappointed his children. He reached  home. Children were not there.

His wife alone was sitting in the hall and reading magazines. The situation was explosive; any talk would boomerang on him. His wife asked him, "Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if you are hungry.

The man replied "If you would like to have coffee, I too will have but what about Children?"

Wife replied "You don't know? Your manager came here at 5.15 PM and has taken the children to the exhibition"

What had really happened was ... The boss who granted him permission was observing him working seriously at 5.00 PM. He thought to himself, this person will not leave the work, but if he has promised his children they should enjoy the visit to exhibition.

So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition. The boss does not have to do it everytime. But once it is done, loyalty is established.

That is why all the scientists at Thumba continued to work under their boss even though the stresswas tremendous.

By the way, can you hazard a guess as to who the boss was..?
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He was none other than the mastermind behind India's successful nuclear weapons and missiles program.
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, Former President of India.
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Monday, February 15, 2010

One of the largest IT implementations in recent times


800 servers
6,000 computers
4,000 printers
100,000 hours of testing
3,000 athletes
25,000 volunteers
10,000 accredited media

Results of the competition are relayed in 0.3 seconds to 72 media outlets….

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Do you know the meaning of resignation

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Monday, February 8, 2010

ARE YOU A .NET CHAMPION?







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Thursday, February 4, 2010

What is Management ?





Subject: Management

Prove....

2 / 10 = 2
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management student : it is very easy

TWO / TEN

=WO / EN

(W=23rd letter, O=15th letter, E=5th letter & N=14th letter)

=23+15 / 5+14

=38 / 19

=2

good managers  never ask.....

"Ans kya hai?
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They only ask
 "Ans Kya lana hai"

That's Management.JJ

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Monday, February 1, 2010

Introducing iPad.


Some features and applications are not available in all areas. Application availability and pricing are subject to change.
This device has not yet been authorised as required by the rules of the Federal Communications Commission. This device is not, and may not be, offered for sale or lease, or sold or leased, until authorisation is obtained.
Apple Sales International, Hollyhill Industrial Estate, Cork, Ireland. Company Registration number: 15719. VAT number: IE6554690W.


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