Do you know the meaning of resignation

A newly
joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of
appraisal?"

 

 

Boss: "Do you know the
meaning of
resignation? "

 

Trainee: "Yes I do"

 

Boss: "So let me make
you understand
what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"

 

Comparison study :
Appraisal and
Resignation

In
appraisal
meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and
failures.    

 

 

 

In resignation meeting
they will speak
only about your strengths, past achievements and success.

 

 

 

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In appraisal you may
need to cry and beg
for even 10% hike.    

 

 

 

In resignation you can
easily demand (or
get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.

 

 

 

**********

 

 

 

During appraisal, they
will deny
promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have
leadership
qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our
objective/goal.    

 

 

 

During resignation, they
will say you
are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can
you go,
you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to
success.

 

 

 

**********

 

 

 

There is 90% chance for
not getting any
significant incentives after appraisal.    

 

 

 

There is 90% chance of
getting immediate
hike after you put the resignation.

 

 

 

Trainee: "Yes boss
enough, now I
understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign ... !!!"